Honeywell Nuclear Reactor Simulator License No.1 for Admiral Arleigh Burke

Image of front of license.

Image of front of license.

1957
LICENSE
No.1
Chief Naval
ADM A.A. BURKE, USN
having done qualified as an OPERATOR by showing astounding
ability on the HONEYWELL NUCLEAR REACTOR SIMULATOR, and known to
be preeminently non-Scram prone, atomwise, is therefore bestowed with this License, with all
rights and privileges appertaining thereto, subject to regulations on back side (of license, not licensee).

[left side] IF LOST OR FOUND,
please do not bother to notify:
Minneapolis-Honeywell Regulator Co.
Industrial Division
Wayne and Windrim Aves.
Philadelphia 44, Pa.

[middle] [signed] Bismuth H. McFission
Exalted Grand Scrammer

[right side] Don't for a minute think this is
ALSO GOOD ON
Cable cars
Free balloons
Swan boats
Honey carts

 Image of reverse side of license.

Image of reverse side of license.

RULES AND REGULATIONS
governing use of this license
[this list is in two columns on original]
1. Uranium may not be borrowed for home use without permission.
2. Fueling around with fool elements is not only frowned on but forbidden.
3, Take shower before entering pool reactor.
4. Post no bills on thermal columns.
5. Breeder reactors are to be used for official business only ... not for chicks, guppies or guinea pigs.
6. No peeking under wrapping of package reactors.
7. Do not dehomogenize any reactor without giving prior notice.
8. Evacuate only in designated areas.
9. Notify supervisor immediately if there are any accident survivors.
IMPORTANT NOTE
Violation of any of foregoing may result in reduction of
half-life of unexpired portion of this permit, or worse.